I Forgot to Feed the Dog

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I forgot to feed the dog yesterday.

When I woke up this morning she had chewed off my left leg.

I hopped outside. She didn’t bury it. She must have eaten it.

I just received an online quotation for a new leg.

Dr Fraudchi Flikinsteen quoted fifty gajillion and sixty-nine sats.

Pay Invoice: Fifty Gajillion and Sixty-Nine Sats

Please help. I’m hopping.

And my left shoe feels excluded.

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