***May Contain Foul Language and Sexual References. Do Not read If You Are Easily Offended***
We Had a Dream.
To Buy A Yacht.
Oh to Buy A Yacht.
We’d Sail the Coastline.
We’d Pull Up to Beaches.
Then All the Beautiful Bitches,
Would Swim Out to Us.
We’d Fuck’em.
Then We’d Throw them Overboard Afterward.
Then Set Sail for the Next Bitchin Beach,
To Start All Over Again.
What a Fucking Dream.
We Failed.
So we would like to pass the Dream on to the Next Generation.
[Verse]
We Failed to Set Sail,
On Our Trusty, Sturdy Ship.
We Failed to Even Buy The Bastard,
It Was never Within Our Grip.
[verse]
We Failed To Ad Vance Our Dream,
Past The Dreaming Stage.
And Now We Are Old and Soft,
And Bereft Of Any Rage.
[chorus]
We were Young, Dumb and Full Of Come,
And Too Drunk To Screw.
We had Some Bloody Crazy Times,
We Were A Mighty Crew.
We were Young, Dumb and Full Of Come,
And Too Drunk To Screw.
We had Some Bloody Crazy Times,
We Were A Mighty Crew.
[verse]
A Crew Without a Ship To Sail,
Are Trouble Through and Through.
We Left Our Mark On Many-A Man,
We Beat Them Black And Blue.
We Beat them Black and Blue.
We Beat Them Black and Blue.
We Left Our Mark On Many A Man,
We Were A Mighty Crew.
[Verse]
We’re Now Old Seamen Who Did never Set Sail,
But That’s Certainly Not A Fail.
We’ve Still Got Funk,
We’ve Still Got Spunk,
And We’ve Managed to Keep Out Of Jail.
[chorus]
We were Young, Dumb and Full Of Come,
And Too Drunk To Screw.
We had Some Bloody Crazy Times,
We Were A Mighty Crew.
We were Young, Dumb and Full Of Come,
And Too Drunk To Screw.
We had Some Bloody Crazy Times,
We Were A Mighty Crew.
[verse]
We Still Have Time,
We Still Have Steam,
So Fuck All You Young Pricks.
We’ll Keep Our Dream,
Till Our Yacht’s Under Steam,
To Find Bitches For Our Dicks.
[chorus]
We were Young, Dumb and Full Of Come,
And Too Drunk To Screw.
We had Some Bloody Crazy Times,
We Were A Mighty Crew.
We were Young, Dumb and Full Of Come,
And Too Drunk To Screw.
We had Some Bloody Crazy Times,
We Were A Mighty Crew.
[verse]
A Crew Without a Ship To Sail,
Are Trouble Through and Through.
We Left Our Mark On Many-A Man,
We Beat Them Black And Blue.
We Beat them Black and Blue.
We Beat Them Black and Blue.
We Left Our Mark On Many A Man,
We Were A Mighty Crew.
[outro]
One Day Soon,
Maybe,
We’ll Set Sail Upon Our Ship.
Well Stocked With Beer and Memories,
And All Sorts Of Shit.
OOOoooo ARRRRRRRRRRR
