[whisper]
LISTEN UP, All You Folk.
I’ve got some exciting news, and I Can’t Wait to tell yaa.
Are You Ready……?
[pause]
[violin solo]
[percussion]
[verse]
This New Website Just Came to Town,
It’s Got Balls as Big as Brass.
If You Don’t Go and Visit It,
I’ll Kick You in the Arse.
It’s Full of Songs and Wonderful Tunes,
All Wrote With You in Mind.
So Do Make Sure To Visit Now,
You’ll Never Know What You’ll Find.
[violin]
[chorus]
Vee For Vee, Dot Eye EEE,
Visit and You’ll See.
Vee For Vee, Dot Eye EEE,
It’s the Only Place to Be.
Vee For Vee, Dot Eye EEE,
Awesome Tunes Online.
Vee For Vee, Dot Eye EEE,
You’ll Listen All the Time.
[verse]
It’s One Big Vee and the Number Four,
Then Another Vee Follows Behind.
Add a little eye, and a little EEE,
Get Ready To Blow Your Mind.
There’s Tunes for your Mother,
Tunes for your Father, Tunes for your Daughter, too.
You better be quick. Go Online.
There’s Bound to be a Tune for You.
[guitar solo]
[chorus]
Vee For Vee, Dot Eye EEE,
Visit and You’ll See.
Vee For Vee, Dot Eye EEE,
It’s the Only Place to Be.
Vee For Vee, Dot Eye EEE,
Awesome Tunes Online.
Vee For Vee, Dot Eye EEE,
You’ll Listen All the Time.
[violin]
[Outro]
To Avoid getting your Asss Kicked.
Get Online Right Now.
Vee For Vee,
Dot Eye EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
That’s the New Website in Town.
