Nathan Day said Zap Away,
At yourself, if you felt the urge.
I thought it rude,
And downright crude,
Oh my mind did need a purge.
If you do want,
To zap yourself,
While fiddling with your tech.
Your reputation,
May be found,
All beached,
Like a shipwreck.
Oh I must say,
To Mr Day,
Goodbye,
See you later.
I’ll not be known,
Around these zones,
As a filthy,
Nostr,
Zapstabator.