[verse]
As the sun comes up,
We all crawl out of bed,
We’ve got aching bodies,
And sleepy heads,
Then we check online,
For a sign from the Boss,
Then up he pops,
It’s DEREK ROSS.
[chorus]
Derek Ross. Derek Ross.
He’s the best darn mutha truckin Nostr Boss.
Yes Derek Ross. Derek Ross.
He’s the King of the Zaps,
And a Legend in FOSS.
[verse]
At Coffee Time, we await the sign,
That little push, to be pure and fine,
Then here it comes, His Pura Vida,
He’s the best darn dude,
He’s a real true leader.
[chorus]
Derek Ross. Derek Ross.
He’s the best darn mutha truckin Nostr Boss
Yes Derek Ross. Derek Ross.
He’s the King of the Zaps,
And a Legend in FOSS.
[guitar solo]
[verse]
Who’s the Nostr BOSS? DEREK ROSS.
Who’s a Master of FOSS? DEREK ROSS.
Who’s the Pura Vida Master? DEREK ROSS.
Who’s the Nostr Zaps Blaster? DEREK ROSS.
COS HE’S THE BEST DARN MUTHA TRUCKIN NOSTER BOSS.
‘PURA VIDA MUTHA TRUCKERS…….’
Keep on Zapping.
[chorus]
Derek Ross. Derek Ross.
He’s the best darn mutha truckin Nostr Boss
Yes Derek Ross. Derek Ross.
He’s the King of the Zaps,
And a Legend in FOSS.
[verse]
Derek Ross.
He’s Zapping all the time.
He’s a Real Fine Vintage.
Just Like Ben Justman’s Wine.
He’s Zapping for Us All,
To kick down the door.
Cos we don’t want to end up,
In nineteen eighty four.
[chorus]
Derek Ross. Derek Ross.
He’s the best darn mutha truckin Nostr Boss
Yes Derek Ross. Derek Ross.
He’s the King of the Zaps,
And a Legend in FOSS.
Who’s the Nostr BOSS? DEREK ROSS.
Who’s a Master of FOSS? DEREK ROSS.
Who’s the Pura Vida Master? DEREK ROSS.
Who’s the Zaps Master Blaster? DEREK ROSS.
Cos he’s the best darn mutha truckin Nostr Boss.
Derek Ross. Derek Ross.
He’s the best darn mutha truckin Noster Boss
Yes Derek Ross. DEREK ROSS.
He’s the King of the ZAPS,
And a Legend in FOSS.
‘PURA VIDA MUTHA TRUCKERS…….’
Keep on Zapping.
[finale]
