Move to Nostr

Move to Nostr.
Move to Nostr.
The Corrupt Media
Are all Fake and Gay.
[tin whistle]

[percussion]
[verse]
When I was a Lad,
I hoovered up the news.
I read all the papers,
Till they were black and blue.
I read them every day,
I read them all the time.
Then one day I relised,
That they were compromised.

[verse]
The access the world news,
was really, really Grand.
I read the News from New Zealand,
And all the way to Finland.
My brain was always flooded,
With all the world’s news.
Then it dawned on me,
It was all the same views.

[chorus]
Move to Nostr,
Where FREEDOM is the way.
The corrupt media,
are all fake and gay.
So Move to Nostr,
Where FREEDOM is the way.
If you don’t move to Nostr,
You’ll end up Fake and Gay.

[verse]
The media are like,
A big cartel.
When you open up their content,
You can tell by the smell.
So sit down. Shut Up.
So they can spoonfeed you.
They will weave their Demon Magic,
And hypnotise you, too.

[chorus]
Move to Nostr,
Where FREEDOM is the way.
The corrupt media,
are all fake and gay.
So Move to Nostr,
Where FREEDOM is the way.
If you don’t move to Nostr,
You’ll end up Fake and Gay.

[verse]
So be careful where you source,
The content that you see,
They’ll lie, they’ll cheat, they’ll trick you.
Till you do truly believe.
Frank Zappa always knew,
When someone flushed their Loo,
The shite went in your TV,
And mesmerise you.

[chorus]
Move to Nostr,
Where FREEDOM is the way.
The corrupt media,
are all fake and gay.
So Move to Nostr,
Where FREEDOM is the way.
If you don’t move to Nostr,
You’ll end up Fake and Gay.

[outro]
MOVE TO NOSTR.
MOVE TO NOSTR.

Don’t be Fake and Gay.